This turd was a sight to behold. I was in my office slaving away when my enthuastic co-worker Albert ran in to tell of the amazingly resilient ass torpedo that someone left in the building restroom. His description was vivid and graphic in nature. He invited me to come have a view of said turd, but at the time I declined as that is not really my cup of tea. Later on in the day I had to use the urinal and as I completed my task and proceeded to go wash my hands, the slightly ajar stall was in my peripheral vision and I stopped. My curiousity got the best of me. I proceeded to slowly make my way to the stall and pushed opened the door. There it was in all it's arrogant glory. Floating prominent, partially out of the water of the toilet bowl. I was repulsed and dumbfounded at the same time. I marveled at the sheer girth of the beast and wondered about the power of that person's schpincter to birth such an abomination from the bellows of their body cavity. All of this in a span of 2 seconds. Whatever was left of my innocence was lost that day.
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This turd was a sight to behold. I was in my office slaving away when my enthuastic co-worker Albert ran in to tell of the amazingly resilient ass torpedo that someone left in the building restroom. His description was vivid and graphic in nature. He invited me to come have a view of said turd, but at the time I declined as that is not really my cup of tea. Later on in the day I had to use the urinal and as I completed my task and proceeded to go wash my hands, the slightly ajar stall was in my peripheral vision and I stopped. My curiousity got the best of me. I proceeded to slowly make my way to the stall and pushed opened the door. There it was in all it's arrogant glory. Floating prominent, partially out of the water of the toilet bowl. I was repulsed and dumbfounded at the same time. I marveled at the sheer girth of the beast and wondered about the power of that person's schpincter to birth such an abomination from the bellows of their body cavity. All of this in a span of 2 seconds. Whatever was left of my innocence was lost that day.
nice!!!
this is the kind of stuff i surf the web for.
good job!!!
Could you give me the specs of this turd? length, weight, density and odor scale 10 being worst?
Thanks,
Wow, n' no use of paper... must'av been a perfectly pinched cigar.
Good job
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